We Only Have the Red Powerade. Is that OK?

The waiter at Top Golf asked, when I ordered a drink for my nephew. No, I thought, it’s not OK. But it’s fine. The red Powerade in question isn’t for me, anyway. It’s for an eleven-year-old boy who, thankfully, isn’t allergic to it. But still. Why only red??

By the end of our time, which was super fun, and after my nephew had wiped his hands on my sister-in-law (his mom) a person came around and refilled the wipes at each table. I was excited until I read the ingredients: fragrance. My sister-in-law said they smell good. I didn’t even bother to open mine.